Monday, May 4, 2009

Not Me Monday

So, it wasn't me that backed into a mini-van in the shopko parking lot...

I did NOT yelp like a wounded pup while standing in the Chiropractors parking lot, while being bitten by my 3 yr old in the ... uh umm... "girl parts" Nooo Waaaay, not at all. And I certainly did NOT instinctually reach down and pop her bum to get her to release.... and that was NOT a horn honking at me from an appauled, I'm sure non-parent, person waiting at the stoplight.

I did not burn the $#!% out of my tongue. I couldn't have, because I didn't make MckMama's Cranberry Cous Cous recipe. And, of coarse I couldn't have eaten it ravinously while still piping hot because I clearly didn't make it in the 1st place!

Upon arriving for a visit from WA, my mom, would have never been greeted by that same 3 yr daughter with a smack on the bum and a "Hello! BIG Butt!"

I do not cry myself to sleep saying "it's just a stage.. it's just a stage"

I didn't call my cousin in disbelief that I didn't win MckMama's photo-naming contest this weekend with "... would you like some fries with that?" And let me tell you this... I am definately NOT the type of sore loser to contemplate just buying my own BabyLegs!

Thats not me laughing at myself that you hear.

Who just threw hotdogs on the table for my kids' lunch so she could get back to her blog... so that she isn't late for her dentist appt... Nooooope couldn't have been me.

And most of all... I totally DID NOT just write this post for ALL of my "0" followers just to enter a "Not Me Monday" contest on MckMama's Blog! Noooope, would have NEVER done that!

I don't feel like a complete and udder liar... I don't, I don't I don't!

Also... I'm NOT, completely unsure that I did this right!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to">her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Friday, May 1, 2009

So MckMama, did I win the photo naming contest?

Ohhh the unknown, to me, world of blogging. I really just started this so that I can comment on MckMama and Audrey Caroline's Blogs... intending to never really use it... however, the idea is growing on me and maybe... I said maybe.... someday I will have something interesting enough to share.... assuming I'll even have the time. :)